Three Sheets

Ambience: Amazing! It’s a beautiful place.. just makes you feel sexy! But hopefully that’s enough to “Do it” for you because the buck definitely stops there.



Drinks: Come on?! What are really here for??? *sigh* The drinks… oh the drinks. Let me just say I think it’s awesome management hires their Bartenders FRESH out of Mixology Classes. I mean come on Bro.. how hard is it to make a Cosmo?? A Cosmo? Made popular by everyone’s favorite posse … unfortunately made gag-worthy twice by the fine Bar staff.



Food: Sub Par! Definitely a spin on your average “Bar food”.. but let’s call a Spade a Spade here.. BAR FOOD!!! Cold, no favor, everything has that “Fried” taste. The joke is definitely on you.. just because it’s served on the cutest dishes found at your local IKEA doesn’t quite balance out the terrible quality.



Staff/Service: Woohooo Just sad really and downright snobby.. I mean I know we’re in Sandy Springs, but for a minute I thought I was in South Beach! The skinny is I was there recently with a rather large party (of course there was a reservation) .. we were all prepped to pay cash, have one tab for the ease of the Staff.. but wait? You need every individual’s Credit Card before the they can order a water?!? Hmmm.. and then hold all cards Ransom … I smell a rat! Either that or a large Identity Theft hub? I kid, I kid, I kid… but do I?!!!



Management/Owners/Pimps, Madams, etc.: Let’s just say they’re as friendly as the “Locals” in PACE Picante salsa commercial. Super rude, unaccommodating… possibly drunk?? Hmmm.. I mean really who tells paying customers .. “WE don’t want you kind of people here!” Well clutch the pearls … done and done!



Like I said, fabulous, beautiful space right out of MTVs Cribs European excursion Edition, yet all the wonder and magic was sucked out of the atmosphere once we got the FULL experience. Guess that’s what happens when you put lipstick on a pig. Oink! Oink!